officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

tagged → #nice

invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

adonisxvii:

divinedorothy:

clothes mods for games are a good idea in theory but in practice the kind of nerds who programme mods don’t know shit about fashion

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allinumbum:

let me seduce you with my extensive video game knowledge

the-jean-kirschtein:

"Marco’s alive!"

"Listen to my Marco’s alive theory!"

"Marco is a titan shifter!"

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tagged → #good #fuck marco #snk

everyone is playing the new twdg episode and im stuck in italy trying to avoid spoilers lmao

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

thebluezebra:

A+ to people who get how rad space and robots are

dragoneffect:

when weak travelers won’t stop asking you to sell your strongest potions

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tagged → #omFg