i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.
clothes mods for games are a good idea in theory but in practice the kind of nerds who programme mods don’t know shit about fashion
let me seduce you with my extensive video game knowledge
"Listen to my Marco’s alive theory!"
"Marco is a titan shifter!"
everyone is playing the new twdg episode and im stuck in italy trying to avoid spoilers lmao
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
A+ to people who get how rad space and robots are